Gregg tries to go windsurfing..

Read on, as Gregg spent all morning "not" windsurfing...

10.30am "Highcliffe, always forget to go windsurfing there, I think it will be really good"

"Arse, bugger, too sheltered and not breaking so well, ok back to Southbourne it was 4.2 weather there"

"Bloody windy out there, but always go big, I'll rig my 4.7"

"Arse, bugger, bollox, bugger, bloody wind, buggering off bugger bollox, might as well de rig and go bloody home""

Arse, bugger, bollox, bugger, bloody wind, buggering off bugger bollox, now it's bloody sunny and windy again and Colin has stolen my gear, which is his gear, that I stole because it was on top of my gear, which is all bloody broken anyway, in the bloody van"

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