Read on, as Gregg spent all morning "not" windsurfing...
|10.30am "Highcliffe, always forget to go windsurfing there, I think it will be really good"|
|"Arse, bugger, too sheltered and not breaking so well, ok back to Southbourne it was 4.2 weather there"|
|"Bloody windy out there, but always go big, I'll rig my 4.7"|
|"Arse, bugger, bollox, bugger, bloody wind, buggering off bugger bollox, might as well de rig and go bloody home""|